NEW YORK CITY CRIME REPORT
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The F-train burning of a very sound-sleeper lit up the headlines of NYC's tabloid press, and now we mock the whole thing. Typical. Plus we've got video that wasn't in the Post.
A subway slasher hates people.
A homeless shelter stabber hates his "fucking faggot" neighbors.
Your home base for an irreverent take on NYC's crime news is right here.
