
BEEF SQUAD
Jim Goad and J.B. Beverley are federal agents seeking to infiltrate this network and prosecute everyone except Copper Cab for hate crimes.
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BEEF SQUAD, Ep42: CHIGGAZ WIT' ATTITUDEZ
Chiggers Attack Jim While He Does Yard Work • Women Shouldn't Play Sports • JPMorgan Chase Black Poetry Slam • London's Mayoral Race • Jim sings "Civilization (...

BEEF SQUAD, Ep41: NATION OF JIZZLAM
George Floyd's Banana Dance • Easter Memories • Jim's Appearance on Milo's Show • Hot Twins • Michael Rapaport's Minstrel Act • The Nation of Islam's Lunatic Te...

BEEF SQUAD, Ep40: A WHITE BOY SUMMER
Professional Wigger Chet Hanks Predicts "A White Boy Summer" • Another Mass Shooting, Another Double Standard • Girls of Hammer Horror • Everything is Broken •...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 39: THE THING WITH TWO HEADS
Have too many heads been grafted onto America's body politic? • The Atlanta Spa Shooter • Enemas and Prune Juice • Irish Gypsies • Extended Boomerchats • "What...

BEEF SQUAD, Ep38: IN LOVING MEMORY OF REVEREND FRED PHELPS
Devout mother of 6 with gaping anus • Children of the Klan • Dust Bowl memories • Ancient Mexican superstitions • This week in "Florida Man" • Toughest Homos on...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 37: TAMPON ADS & DOUCHE COMMERCIALS
Tiny Dancer • Eracism • Hate Explains Everything • Eat the Whole Sausage • Porn "Addiction" • Tampon Ads • Douche Commercials • The Women of Film Noir • Jim per...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 36: ALI ALEXANDER PHOTOSHOP CONTEST
Which one is Wayne Dupree? • Ali Alexander Photoshop contest • Homosexual panic and funny lesbians • Dumbest people we've ever met • Gender reveal disasters • F...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 35: HOW TO TALK TO BLACK PEOPLE (WITHOUT GETTING HIT)
Jim and JB tackle the important trending topics: Jewish jugglers, racist valentines, German models, Rudy Ray Moore, Blowfly, cult leaders' use of sex, and rac...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 34: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU CONSERVING?
Jim and JB talk about Gorilla Glue Girl, lumberjack music, Keith Moon & Oliver Reed (& their women), why technology makes "conservatism" obsolete, moms who kill...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 33: SUPER BOWL RACE WAR
Jim and JB discuss why being a rapper is the most dangerous job for young black males; the racial implications of the Super Bowl; why nothing of value has ever...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 32: BEEF SQUAD BINGO!
Jim and JB rate the women of country music based solely on looks; surrealist TV comics; quotes about religion; serial killer Carl Panzram; people who died while...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 31: LAYING PIPE FOR PAN
JB is in extreme pain after a late-night dog-walking mishap triggered an old back injury. Jim tries not to make JB laugh so hard that he becomes permanently cri...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 30: THE SOULS OF WHITE FOLK
Jim and JB ponder whether "blue-eyed soul" music is superior to black soul music; Jim talks about his hospital visit regarding a grossly swollen testicle; black...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 29: DRAW A DICK ON IT!
Jim and JB discuss the long, thick, veiny, throbbing history of drawing dicks on things. We also read Stacey Abrams's erotic fiction and take a much-needed and...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 28: IN PRAISE OF NATIVE AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY
Jim and JB discuss landmark Native American achievements such as the "invention" of corn; black people on magic mushrooms; Vanilla Ice's New Year's Eve performa...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 27: ALL THE WONDERFUL COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD
Jim and JB rate the world's countries by median income, life expectancy, penis size, life satisfaction, crime rates, sex ratio, median age, fertility rate, reli...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 26: WORST CHRISTMAS EVER
Jim & JB discuss the use of Lysol for feminine hygiene; black Confederate soldiers; the role of Muslims and black Africans in the slave trade; biological sex fr...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 25: GET THEE TO A FAT CAMP
Jim & JB witness the Immaculate Conception; live-streaming in hell; drinking my own pee; beautiful dead chicks; quaalude memories; why fat people need to be rel...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 24: ANIMAL DEFENSE LEAGUE
Jim & JB review the comedic stylings of John Safran, Adolf Hitler, JB Stoner, and John De Nugent; discuss under-appreciated and little-known black crime syndica...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 23: HILLBILLY HISTORY 101
In this highly educational, edifying, informative, and boner-inducing episode, Jim and JB discuss the history of poor whites in America and why they are unfairl...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 22: REBELS AND SCHMUCKS
Jim & JB review the artistic output and political activism of Ricky Rebel and Ali "I Hate Hillbillies" Abdul Razaq Akbar, discuss shameless ripoffs of Jim's hil...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 21: PEDO ALERT!!!
On this tardy-to-the-party episode, Jim explains that we're a little late this week because he and the missus took a trip down to Florida, where Jim developed a...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 20: THE MOST IMPORTANT ERECTION OF OUR LIFETIME
Jim & JB watch footage of Caucasian males getting the upper hand in violent encounters with African males, pay tribute to Sean Connery's reasonable views about...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 19: MENTAL OPTARDATION
Jim and JB dig their forks and knives into crazy-eyed Ukrainian boxer Oleksandr Usyk, JB's appearance on the Jimmy Fallon show, TV commercials from 1961, why Ji...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 18: IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE BROAD STREET BULLIES
Jim and JB discuss why early 70s British glam rock is simultaneously the most manly and faggiest music ever made, horrifying concert tragedies, the "Broad Stree...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 17: SUPER-SCARY PREMATURE HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA
As the nights grow long and cold, Jim & JB avoid politics to discuss events and cultural artifacts that have genuinely disturbed Jim. Topics include the song "F...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 16: FUN SLAVERY FACTS FOR KIDS
Jim & JB discuss the assault on Rick Moranis, Jim's recent trip to Barnes & Noble, why Donna Summer should be on the $20 bill, acne-related deaths, sounds from...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 15: T-SHIRTS FOR SALE!!!
While wearing matching Greek fisherman's caps and sexy new "Beef Squad" T-shirts, Jim and JB talk about crack cocaine, wearing blackface, the girl who banged a...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 14: BUMBLING TOWARD WAKANDA
Jim and JB discuss why The Osmonds are the last great hope of Western Civilization, Jim's experience on the anesthetic Propofol, great white-power sharks, disho...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 13: MY SISTER, THE CUNT
Jim and JB ponder Jeeb's recent encounter with Antifa, Eugene Robinson's smear piece on Gavin, pictures of Jim's cunty sister and Jim's teen cartoons, great pla...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 12: HATIN’ ON HITLER
Jim and JB discuss why Adolf Hitler would be a poor role model for any sensible nation's youth; why black women find us sexy; our favorite blondes, brunettes, a...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 11: PRIDE AND POSTJUDICE
Jim and JB review anti-Semitic classic-rock album covers, nicknames for our dicks, Jim's refusal to claim a political affiliation, and why Jim has found blacks...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 10: THE GIRL WITH THE LOUD VAGINA
While prepping for the Boogaloo, Jim nearly loses a finger in a crossbow mishap; the girl with the loud vagina; enjoying ladies' sports from behind; people who...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 9: GAY LIARS GO TO HELL TWICE
Jim and J.B. review Grand Funk Railroad's song "Black Licorice," bitter female fans, why the term "Dissident Right" is dumb, problematic geometric shapes, flame...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 8: WE RESPECT WOMEN
Jim and J.B. pay tribute to the Great Dead Black Republican Businessman Herman Cain, the bravery of Sam Coonrod, Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini's killer punch, TV kook...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 7: CHIGGERS AND MAGGOTS
Jim and J.B. discuss whether "Nights in White Satin" was about the KKK, review pictures of progressive males, lesbian preachers, and bad skin conditions, share...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 6: REPARATION MASTURBATION
Jim and J.B. compete in a round of "sadistic karaoke," then discuss fat Asian women, the world's worst dictators, dolphin sex, Haitian splendor, Mexican murder...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 5 | THE GREAT THING ABOUT AMERICA’S GREATNESS
Jim and J.B. investigate the hidden pedophilic messages behind patriotic videos, Jim's DNA report, racist advertisements and songs, and why it's a dumb idea to...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 4: MUSSOLINI WAS A PLAYER-HATER
Jim and J.B. discuss the Black National Anthem, whether or not Ghislaine Maxwell is good in bed, sexist ads from the past, photos of Jim when he was a young bla...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 3: FINDING MEMAW
Jim and J.B. discuss the plague of typos among peaceful protesters' picket signs and graffiti, whether "Snickers" is an acceptable racial slur, Jim's tryst with...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 2: GEORGE FLOYD KILLED AUNT JEMIMA
Jim and J.B. discuss George Floyd's album "Dark Side of the Moon." They select which black life matters without realizing that both of their selections have alr...

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 1: WHO IS THE HANDSOMEST VICTIM OF POLICE BRUTALITY?
Jim and J.B. select the best-looking of the recent spate of police-brutality victims. (With so many, it was hard to choose!) We also review the other shows on C...